boo..;p

 

happy, thankful and proud!! haha! ;)

to the 300 ++ , 400++ , 500++ na nagpunta, thank you so much!!

to all my friends:

ofcourse, my saturday group

my UP friends

my CAL swimming and ayala family and friends

my 9m friends

friends of my friends

and my family and tito raffy..;p

and ofcourse ED kahit nilalagnat..;)

thanks for coming and for your support!!;)

i love you all! alam niyo na kung sino kayo..!!

weeeeeeeeeeeee!!

sa uulitin!! haha!

 

the crowd, the drinks, the music, the ledge dancer, the games, definitely the last game! my event was fun, sexy, daring, WILD and successful!! and definitely a BLAST!! thanks sa mga positive feedbacks..yey!! hehe!

 

p.s

if you want the same event, just contact me..;p (career mode?) haha!

 

 

 

feb 20,2009 8pm

club industry, tomas morato

200php

free flowing beer and drinks all night long..

P30,000 worth of prizes to be given away..:)

for more details, just text me!! :) sa mga kaibigan ko na pupunta, salamat!! sa mga hindi, pagiisipan ko pano kayo sisingilin! hahahaha!

love love!! :)

wishlist for my birthday and for Christmas.. hahahahaha!


simulan natin sa pinakasimple hangang sa pinakabongga..=p

1. chocolates

2. flowers (tulips)  ahem ahem! haha!

3. the lucky one by nicholas sparks



4. white dress from cnjco.multiply.com haha!


5. maxi dress any color haha!


6. wedges.. any color and style hhaha! im size 8. haha!

7. pumps again im size 8.. haha!



8. lacoste sneakers hehe!


9. serena's boots.. =p



10. bags.. any brand na rin cge! haha!



11. iphone or n95 haha!
12. charriol ring or bracelet.. =p
13. romantic dinner.. HOY ED!! wahahaha!
14. lastly any surprise pwde na.. haha!


bow. thank you!! =D

gaya ng sabi ni nicca, may stalker ako! haha! alam ko na sikat ako, pero hindi ko inakala na aabot ako sa level ng mga artista na pinagchichismisan kahit san.

kung pagchichismisan niyo ko or should i say ung storya namin sa MRT, e kuwento niyo naman ng maayos para atleast medjo may sense or medjo malapit sa totoo ung pinagkakalat niyo na naririnig ng ibang tao.

my close friends know the ENTIRE story, so if you don't know..well that means you're not my friend OR you're from the other side..the middle earth! wahahhaha! so if i were you, i would definitely shut up! but because im effin rich bakit di ko na lang inanounce sa radio ung storya para alam na ng buong mundo hahaha! pero dahil mabait ako at gusto ko naman na may alam kayong totoo kahit papano at para di na kayo maghintay sa anouncement ko sa radio..i'll share something with you guys.



I'm not just the "FLING"..
do you really want to know who i am?



im the QUEEN SNAKE!! hahahah!

im angelina in the angelina-brad-jen love story..

im marian rivera in the dingdong-karylle love story..

hahahha!




I'M SIMPLY THE GIRL YOU WILL NEVER BE.

I AM THE GIRL SHE WILL NEVER EVER BE.





in the end..

sino ba ang nanalo?

it's still ME, and that won't definitely change! ;p


YOU don't mess with CA! ;)



bring it on BEACHES!! wahhahahaha!


CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAPPY NOW.. ooh oh oh.. ooh oh oh oh!! hhahaha!

bow.





 

dahil wala akong magawa at gusto kong nageexperiment sa itsura at buhok ko..nagpagupit ako ulit.. super same as chynna's hair in asero..it's short but its oooh sooooooo NICE!!! hahaha! so kung gusto niyo makita, pwes magpakita kayo sakin!!! lalo na ung saturday girls ko and ysa and gigs! haha! i super duper miss you all..;) lets drink and be merry on saturday! hahahha! 

oo na..





alam ko...












SIKAT AKO!!!!!!!!


nakakatawa!!

hahahahaha!!! >:D

"i hope i'll be having you everyday.. every single day.." ;p

i will never let you.. hurt me again..

Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're surely not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME _____________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ____________
HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________ IQ __________ GPA _________
SOCIAL SECURITY #______________ DRIVERS LICENSE #____________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________
______
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________________________
________________________
CITY/STATE ____________________________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _______________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married _________________________________

If less than your age, explain:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ___________________________________________________
How often you attend ________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ____________
mother? ___________
pastor? ____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
____________________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
____________________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
____________________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
____________________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
____________________________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
____________________________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

__________________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/ Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back).

CA=loser




hahahhahahhahahhah! nakakatawa! what a life!=p sabaw..sabog.. bow*

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

5 MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not a permission. DO NOT DO IT.

LOUD SIGH (Technically not a word but has the same effect, nonetheless)

This means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

THAT'S OKAY

This means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yo will pay for your mistakes.

1. We like it wet
2. We are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people
3. We are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast
4. We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions
5. We believe practice makes perfect and will any time day or night
6. We are used to doing things till you cant go on any longer
7. Sprinters are fast and efficient. Distance swimmers can last a long time
8. We are always ready to dive in head first
9. We may get tired but never stop in the middle
10. We do it in the water
11. We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard
12. We are always wet and half naked
13. We are able to do it on our backs or our stomachs
14. We can do it fast or slow
15. We can do it 4 different ways
16. We know how to get dressed and undressed in no time
17. We are always improving our times
18. We are better when we put our hips into it
19. We have good endurance
20. We are not afraid of pain
21. We always finish what they start
22. We are always clean
23. We will flip for you in a second
24. The deeper we go the faster we get
25. We are always looking for the perfect stroke

=p

got this from raissa. thanks!=)